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1ALARM.ZIP 7492 04-05-93 Alarm Gag. Printer Prints, Air-Raid Siren,
| Etc. Ega Graphics As Well.
1FART30.ZIP 7321 04-05-93 ┌░░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓The Fart Calculator!▓▓▓▒▒▒▒░░░░┐
| │ │
| │This Is The World-Renowned Fart Calculator│
| │It Calculates The Exact Amout Of Gas │
| │Given Off By The Farter In Question. │
| │A Must-Have For The Busy Traveller On The │
| │Go! Version 3.0 │
| (Newest File Date: 10-12-92)
1FART40.ZIP 46160 04-05-93 ┌░░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓The Fart Calculator!▓▓▓▒▒▒▒░░░░┐
| │ │
| │This Is The World-Renowned Fart Calculator│
| │It Calculates The Exact Amout Of Gas │
| │Given Off By The Farter In Question. │
| │A Must-Have For The Busy Traveller On The │
| │Now Includes Graphics! │
| │Go! Version 4.0 │
| (Newest File Date: 11-18-92)
1OHYEAH.ZIP 2083 04-05-93 Is Your Boss Giving You A Hard Time? Is Your
| Spouse Taking Advantage Of Your Good
| Nature? Do Your Friends Need To Be Put In
| Their Places? Get 'Em Back With This Text
| File Full Of Insults. Can Also Be Used For
| Employment Councillers And Divorce Lawyers.
1PEROT.ZIP 40550 04-05-93 H. Ross Perot Cartoon (Political) Lampoons
| G.O.P. And Democrat Esablisment.
101NOS.ZIP 2835 04-05-93 101 Ways To Say No!!
1LINERS.ZIP 22788 04-05-93 Collection Of 1 Liners.
1PLUS1.ZIP 2200 04-05-93 What Is 1 + 1?.
3-91SS.ZIP 7403 04-05-93 Nw Satire Pub: Billy Idol On Pbs? Saddam
| Shame?
ABBOTT.ZIP 2433 04-05-93 Abbott And Costello-Who'S On First.
ABUSIVE.ZIP 1484 04-05-93 Company Memo-Codes For Abusive Language.
ACCIDENT.ZIP 1118 04-05-93 Real Excuses For Auto Accidents. (Humor).
ADS.ZIP 4735 04-05-93 Bloopers From Newspaper Ads And Headlines.
ANEKDOT.ZIP 123724 04-05-93 1001 Russian Jokes In Russian. Includes My
| Own Vga Russian Screen Driver. Can Provide
| Printer Drivers Upon Request.
| (Newest File Date: 05-27-92)
ANNOY.ZIP 13049 04-05-93 This Practiacal Joke Will Make Dos Commands,
| That You Select, Inoperable; Until You Cancel
| The Joke. It'S A Great Laugh.
ANSWERM.ZIP 11009 04-05-93 Messages To Put On Your Answering Machines.
APHORISM.ZIP 3625 04-05-93 A Collection Of Various Sayings.
APRFOOL.ZIP 992 04-05-93 April Fools Day Joke
APRFOOL2.ZIP 10082 04-05-93 April Fool Joke To Get Your Friends.
ARGUMENT.ZIP 3011 04-05-93 Text From Monty Pytons Argument Skit
ARKANSAS.ZIP 1610 04-05-93 How You Know Your From Arkansas! - Funny!!!
ASTORY.ZIP 2604 04-05-93 Short Text File About The Master Programmer.
ATTYJOKE.ZIP 7136 04-05-93 Yes, It'S Time To Read Good Old Lawyer Jokes
|Once Again. Do You Know How To Save A
|Drowning Lawyer? No? Good!
BARTKEY.ZIP 20454 04-05-93 Harmless Bart Simpson Ansi Graphics. Comes
| With A Prank Program To Launch Bart On
| Unsuspecting Users.
| (Newest File Date: 05-18-92)
BC-JOKES.ZIP 9134 04-05-93 Slick Willie Oops- President Clinton Jokes.
| (Newest File Date: 10-05-92)
BESTVOCS.ZIP 432731 04-05-93 Collection Of The Best One-Liners Ever Heard
| In Star Trek.
| (Newest File Date: 10-31-92)
BIGJOKE.ZIP 41795 04-05-93 A Large Text File Containing Many Jokes.
BLOND.ZIP 11017 04-05-93 202 Blond Jokes...
BLOND100.ZIP 4440 04-05-93 99 Blonde Jokes.
BLOND435.ZIP 22098 04-05-93 435 Blonde Jokes.
| (Newest File Date: 10-24-92)
BLONDE.ZIP 2918 04-05-93 Yes... 58 Jokes About Blondes.
BLONDE13.ZIP 29189 04-05-93 The Random Blonde Joke Generator V1.3. Fun
| For Your Autoexec.Bat Or As A Joke On
| Someone Else.
BLONDES.ZIP 1640 04-05-93 Blonde Jokes.
BLONDES1.ZIP 5264 04-05-93 133 Compiled And Edited Blonde Jokes.
BLONDEZ.ZIP 22193 04-05-93 Over 500+ Blonde Jokes In Wordperfect Format.
| (Newest File Date: 04-09-92)
BLONDJ.ZIP 8140 04-05-93 Bad Blond Jokes.
BLONDJKS.ZIP 3180 04-05-93 List Of Blonde Jokes.
| (Newest File Date: 04-07-92)
BLONDS.ZIP 1815 04-05-93 This Is A File Of Dumb Blond Jokes That'S A
| Lot Of Fun To Read!
BSTBLND.ZIP 22188 04-05-93 Best Dumb Blonde Joke Ever Told???
BULB.ZIP 3462 04-05-93 Light Bulb Jokes
BULBJOKE.ZIP 3356 04-05-93 Yes, Even More Lightbulb Jokes.
BUNGL.ZIP 2409 04-05-93 «Sw» Humorus File About Mach Programing Lang.
BUSH.ZIP 5527 04-05-93 Some Old Bush/Quail Jokes.
BUZPHR.ZIP 29160 04-05-93 Buzzphraser-A Collection Of Words To Be Strun
| Together To Form An Impressive, Yet
| Possibly Meaningless Phrase. Great For
| Impressing Non-Computer Folks...
| (Newest File Date: 10-21-92)
CARSON.ZIP 1721 04-05-93 A Funny Text File On "Democracy" By Johnny
| Carso On Nbc'S "Tonight Show".
CHEAP73.ZIP 2946 04-05-93 Humor On Making A "Cheap" Computer Yourself.
CLD110.ZIP 90273 04-05-93 Claude V1.10 Allows You To Converse With Your
| Computer By Typing In Comments And Waiting
| For Its Response. It Responds Appropriately
| To Almost Any Input. I Have No Idea How This
| Thing Works, But It'S Got Clever Responses To
| _normal_ Questions, And Has A Reasonable
| Vocabulary. Highly Recommended.
CO-CAR.ZIP 1267 04-05-93 How To Recognize A Company Car.
COMEDY31.ZIP 37097 04-05-93 Takes Ordinary Sentence And Makes It Funny.
|Last Revision Date In Archive: 02-16-1991.
COMPDIC.ZIP 7597 04-05-93 Humourous Computer Dictionary.
COMPFUNY.ZIP 23701 04-05-93 Hilarious Parody On Entrance Exams To
| College.
COMPLOVE.ZIP 4651 04-05-93 How To Have A Relationship With Your
| Computer.
CONFUSC.ZIP 1487 04-05-93 Confuscius Say....
COWSPLUS.ZIP 7739 04-05-93 A Bit Of Insanity From Those Clever Lads At
| Princeton. A "Must Have" For All Cow
| Afficianados.
COW_ART.ZIP 20805 04-05-93 Humorous "Art In Ascii Format Regarding
| Cows. Version 2: Well Done.
CRTONMTN.ZIP 2730 04-05-93 The Laws Of Cartoon Motion.
CRYS30.ZIP 210724 04-05-93 Crystal Ball V3.0 The Computerized Psychic.
D100.ZIP 2859 04-05-93 Select-An-Excuse. 100 Colorful Excuses For
| Refusing An Invitation.
DAHMCAFE.ZIP 2391 04-05-93 Jeffery Dahmer'S Cafe Menu.. Humor..
DD311.ZIP 11851 04-05-93 Doodah V3n11 Computer Humor Magazine
DD312.ZIP 15496 04-05-93 Doodah V3n12 Computer Humor Magazine.
DD401.ZIP 14090 04-05-93 Doodah V4n01 Computer Humor Magazine.
DD402.ZIP 21470 04-05-93 Doodah V4n02 Computer Humor Magazine.
DD403.ZIP 5661 04-05-93 Doodah V2n03 Computer Humor Magazine.
DD404.ZIP 9835 04-05-93 Doodah V4n04 Computer Humor Magazine.
DEADANML.ZIP 1707 04-05-93 Uses For A Dead Animal (Mainly Cats)
DEATHEMP.ZIP 1548 04-05-93 Humourous Memo: Death Of Employee Office
| Memo.
DECEIVE.ZIP 12985 04-05-93 Decieve Your Boss Using This Fake Screen
DESFUN3.ZIP 62582 04-05-93 Collection Of Small Joke Programs.
| (Newest File Date: 11-02-92)
DIGIT.ZIP 2137 04-05-93 Electronic Versions Of Desiderata.
DOS-JOKE.ZIP 139930 04-05-93 The Sassy Computer! Looks Just Like Dos, But
| With A Comedy Twist. Real Human Speech That
| Works Thru Your Pc Speaker. Outputs Sounds
| Bill Dickson.
DPRSRULE.ZIP 1017 04-05-93 "Rules" For Depression (Humorous; Might Cheer
| Up You Or Someone You Know) -Mark Young.
DRAIN.ZIP 8659 04-05-93 Drain The Water From Your Disk Drives
DRINKRUL.ZIP 1594 04-05-93 Good Advice.
DRIVE.ZIP 2881 04-05-93 Humor: Mass Drivers.
DRMYSTIK.ZIP 101141 04-05-93 "Dr Mystik Talks" - Put Yourself In The Hands
| Of The Oracle....Fun!
DUMBLOND.ZIP 1209 04-05-93 A Collection Of Dumb Blond Jokes.
ELUDESND.ZIP 29620 04-05-93 Sounds To Help You Escape Your Boss.
ERROR.ZIP 1850 04-05-93 Gag- Makes User Think He'S Destroyed Cmptr.
ETHNIC.ZIP 23494 04-05-93 One Of The Worst Yet. Offends.
EXAMFUNY.ZIP 1756 04-05-93 Hilarious Text File On College Exams.
EXCUSE30.ZIP 1957 04-05-93 The 30 Top Excuses For Being Late.
EXCUSES.ZIP 1740 04-05-93 Funny Text From Police Accident Files.
FACEJOK.ZIP 6546 04-05-93 What The Faces : -) Mean, Rothe.
FACULTY.ZIP 1499 04-05-93 Faculty Standards For Tom Rothe.
FAQ750.ZIP 4492 04-05-93 Usenet: News.Answers Introduction To
| Rec.Humor.Funny -- Monthly Posting.
| (Newest File Date: 11-03-92)
FECES.ZIP 2464 04-05-93 Bathroom Reference Guide.
FEDTAX.ZIP 3816 04-05-93 Dave Barry On The New Tax Plan Rothe.
FILMGOOF.ZIP 28248 04-05-93 Txt File On Movie Goofs !!!!
FONEFUN.ZIP 2254 04-05-93 Some Silly Ways To Answer The Phone.
| (Newest File Date: 01-22-91)
FOODAT.ZIP 20550 04-05-93 Foo Counter - Good For Laughs (?).
FOOL.ZIP 7475 04-05-93 A Good Prank. This Pretends That Your System
| Is Being Erased. It Fooled All My Friends
| So Try It On Yours. Requires Qbasic
| (Newest File Date: 03-05-93)
FRANK.ZIP 21888 04-05-93 Computer As Psychologist...
FRK10.ZIP 6266 04-05-93 Text Freaker V1.0 Changes Ordinary Text Into
| "Freaky" Text. Changes Characters Instead Of
| Words. Humorous.
FRK12.ZIP 7693 04-05-93 Text Freaker V1.2 Makes "Freaky" Text Out Of
| Regular Ascii. Humorous.
FULLDECK.ZIP 3592 04-05-93 Synonyms For Stupidity
FUNJOKES.ZIP 22610 04-05-93 Various Jokes Collected Into Wp51 Format.
| (Newest File Date: 03-27-93)
FUNLAW.ZIP 1193 04-05-93 How To Have Fun, In Algebraic.
FUNNIES.ZIP 45876 04-05-93 Collection Of Humorous Text Files.
FUNNY.ZIP 17106 04-05-93 Text File Of Some Interesting Jokes &
| Jollies.
FYFE.ZIP 2808 04-05-93 Limerick Adventure Of A Fellow.
G-HUMOR.ZIP 95282 04-05-93 A Collection Of Humor By Category. Menu File
| Included.
GAY.ZIP 4774 04-05-93 Offensive To Homosexuals.
GDOS.ZIP 26927 04-05-93 Gagdod - Joke Program That Looks Like Dos
| Environment.
GLFCHAIN.ZIP 1896 04-05-93 Funny Chain Letter
GORILLA.ZIP 1293 04-05-93 Great Gorilla In The Zoo Joke.
GOTTAGO1.ZIP 14677 04-05-93 Want A Gracious Way To Hang Up On That Long
|Winded Caller? Simply Run Gotta_go On Your Pc
|And Select A Sound Effect. When The Caller
|Hears The Sound Effect, Simply Read One Of
|The Excuses Displayed On The Screen! - Police
|Siren, Fire Truck, Phone Ringing, Office
|Page, Etc. - In Top 20 Downloads Says
|Telecomputing.
GROWOLD.ZIP 931 04-05-93 Fun List Of Signs Of Growing Old.
HAIRLIP.ZIP 793 04-05-93 Joke About A Hairlip In A.
HALOWEEN.ZIP 1209 04-05-93 A Halloween Joke
HARASS.ZIP 15157 04-05-93 Just Load Harass Into Your Terminal And Watch
| The Fun Begin.
HAWHAW.ZIP 98850 04-05-93 Hard At Work Many Busy Screens Look Busy!
HDPOOF.ZIP 12202 04-05-93 Hard Drive Poof - Plays Gag On Someone'S Hard
| Drive.
HEADLNRS.ZIP 2192 04-05-93 Humorous Collection Of Newspaper Headlines
| With A Commentary On Each.
HELEN.ZIP 10246 04-05-93 For Helen G. (But For Those Who Are Really
| Interested.. It Contains Zips For Fun
| Things To Do With Your Keyboard..
| (Newest File Date: 01-23-93)
HILBILLY.ZIP 1124 04-05-93 Hillbilly Medical Terms.
| (Newest File Date: 03-05-93)
HIT.ZIP 20468 04-05-93 Animated "Hit Any Key" Pause Screen
HOLYGRAL.ZIP 13190 04-05-93 Scenes And Songs From The Holy.
HOTBOOTS.ZIP 184189 04-05-93 Lots Of Gag Files For Pc. Hotboot.Zip Etc.
HOTLOT.ZIP 17844 04-05-93 Game, Cover Game Up With Mem Res. 123 Templet
HPLUNCH.ZIP 3076 04-05-93 Lunchtime The Hewlett-Packard.
HUMORWRT.ZIP 57272 04-05-93 Collection Of Humorous Text Files.
HYPNO1.ZIP 4012 04-05-93 How To Hypnotise Someone
IBG.ZIP 11176 04-05-93 Instant Buzzword Generator Need A Buzzword To
|Keep The Boss At Bay, Try This Little
|Utility.
INSLT110.ZIP 13582 04-05-93 Insulter V1.10 - Tsr Insults Program! Great
|Fun! Generates A Random Insult After A Number
|Of Keystrokes Or After A Random Number In The
|Specified Range. Has Many Options Like
|Undisableable Mode, And More. Redirectable.
|Last Revision Date In Archive: 12-26-1990.
INSULTS.ZIP 21735 04-05-93 Throw Insults At Unsuspecting People.
INSULTS2.ZIP 15956 04-05-93 Practical Joke, Insult Your Friends.
INSULTU.ZIP 19628 04-05-93 Use This To Insult Friends At A Fake Prompt.
| (Newest File Date: 08-10-92)
IRANSCAM.ZIP 1209 04-05-93 Jokes About The Iran/Contra Scandal.
IRAQJOKE.ZIP 4391 04-05-93 Collection Of Iraqi Jokes -- Slam'Em
| Support The Men And Women Of Desert Storm.
JAKOV.ZIP 889 04-05-93 Jokes From Jakov Smirnoff.
JAP.ZIP 2751 04-05-93 Canonical Collection Of Jap.
JBASE12.ZIP 157384 04-05-93 Jbase V1.2 Humor Resource Management. Store,
| Catalog & Retrieve Jokes, Etc.
JERRYOS2.ZIP 1433 04-05-93 "Jerry'S Big Adventure", Humourous Text On
| Jerry Pournelle Installing Os/2.
JIVE.ZIP 11891 04-05-93 Cool Program X-Lats English To Jive.
JKEDAY31.ZIP 28137 04-05-93 Joke Of The Day Version 3.1415926535 Compiled
| 4:43 Pm On Thursday, December 19,1991 Joke
| Of The Day Is A Silly Little Batch File
| Routine That Tells A Joke From A Text File.
| It Has Many Goofy Command Line Options And
| You Can Make New Joke Files. Useless To Some,
| Revered By Many. Freeware.
JOBSPEAK.ZIP 1329 04-05-93 How To Translate Phrases In Job Rothe.
JOKBOK02.ZIP 18677 04-05-93 #2 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK03.ZIP 19339 04-05-93 #3 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK04.ZIP 19760 04-05-93 #4 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK05.ZIP 19247 04-05-93 #5 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK06.ZIP 19537 04-05-93 #6 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK07.ZIP 19094 04-05-93 #7 In The Joke Series.
JOKBOK08.ZIP 18570 04-05-93 #8 In The Joke Series.
JOKE#1.ZIP 11565 04-05-93 Text File Of Humor.
JOKE#12.ZIP 38391 04-05-93 Volume 12 - More Jokes!!!!
JOKE#2.ZIP 26203 04-05-93 Text File Of Humor.
JOKE#3.ZIP 22941 04-05-93 Text File Of Humor.
JOKE#4.ZIP 10183 04-05-93 Text File Of Humor.
JOKE#5.ZIP 13273 04-05-93 Text File Of Humor.
JOKE#7.ZIP 8415 04-05-93 Text File Of Jokes.
JOKE.ZIP 911 04-05-93 Learn Arbaic
JOKE8.ZIP 140870 04-05-93 Dos-Joke - Looks Like The Dos Prompt Speech
| Drives The User Nuts.
JOKEA-90.ZIP 70653 04-05-93 Clean, Wholesum Text File.
JOKEB-90.ZIP 58321 04-05-93 Clean, Wholesum Text File.
JOKEINFO.ZIP 1075 04-05-93 Joke Book: Looking For Your Jokes! Send In
| Your Funniest Jokes Now! Download This File
| For All The Information. See Your Name In
| Print! If You Have A Great Joke That You
| Been Dying To Tell The World, Send It In Now.
| (Newest File Date: 10-15-92)
JOKES!.ZIP 32284 04-05-93 Displays A Joke Everytime It'S Run
JOKES#13.ZIP 16673 04-05-93 Text File Of Jokes.
JOKES#15.ZIP 23865 04-05-93 Text File Of Jokes.
JOKES#17.ZIP 25268 04-05-93 Text File Of Jokes.
JOKES.ZIP 10761 04-05-93 270 Short Tasteless Jokes
JOKES2.ZIP 13153 04-05-93 Ascii File Of Over 150 Extra Clean Jokes.
JOKES_A.ZIP 65814 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_B.ZIP 24879 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_E.ZIP 27857 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_G.ZIP 18204 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_I.ZIP 40492 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_J.ZIP 245520 04-05-93 Jokes Beginning With J.
JOKES_K.ZIP 1757 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_L.ZIP 103844 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_O.ZIP 29785 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_Q.ZIP 26078 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_U.ZIP 16946 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_V.ZIP 69198 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_W.ZIP 26784 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_X.ZIP 22503 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKES_Z.ZIP 2216 04-05-93 Miscellaneous Extremely Humorous Jokes! Fun!
| (Newest File Date: 01-08-92)
JOKIN-10.ZIP 24291 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #10.
JOKIN-11.ZIP 19427 04-05-93 Jokin Around. Joke Series #11.
JOKIN-12.ZIP 25879 04-05-93 Jokin Around. Joke Series #12.
JOKIN-13.ZIP 25954 04-05-93 Jokin Around. Joke Series #13.
JOKIN-14.ZIP 19614 04-05-93 Jokin Around. Joke Series #14.
JOKIN-15.ZIP 19622 04-05-93 Jokin Around. Joke Series #15.
JOKIN-16.ZIP 22664 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #16.
JOKIN-17.ZIP 25010 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #.
JOKIN-18.ZIP 23234 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #18.
JOKIN-19.ZIP 23979 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #19.
JOKIN-20.ZIP 25809 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #20.
JOKIN-21.ZIP 21720 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #21.
JOKIN-22.ZIP 25027 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #22.
JOKIN-23.ZIP 23610 04-05-93 Collection Of Jokes.
JOKIN-24.ZIP 27171 04-05-93 Jokin Around #24.
JOKIN-25.ZIP 21684 04-05-93 Jokin Around #25.
JOKIN-26.ZIP 23989 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #26.
JOKIN-27.ZIP 23491 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #27.
JOKIN-28.ZIP 28779 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #28.
JOKIN-29.ZIP 28516 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #29.
JOKIN-30.ZIP 22148 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #30.
JOKIN-31.ZIP 28383 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #31.
JOKIN-33.ZIP 27034 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #33.
JOKIN-34.ZIP 22272 04-05-93 Jokin Around Joke Series #34.
JOKIN-6.ZIP 18837 04-05-93 Jokin Around Series #6
JOKIN-7.ZIP 20556 04-05-93 Jokin Around Series #7
JOKIN-8.ZIP 20714 04-05-93 Jokin Around Series #8
JOKIN-9.ZIP 22843 04-05-93 Jokin Jokes Series #9.
LAFF.ZIP 53291 04-05-93 Laugh Disks Story Jokes
LAFFS1.ZIP 23837 04-05-93 A Collection Of Jokes.
LANGS.ZIP 1869 04-05-93 Various Programming Languages, Explained In
| Terms Of Automobile/Model Types. (Humor).
LAUGH2.ZIP 134147 04-05-93 Collection Of Safe Practical Jokes To Play On
| Your Friends With Pc'S. 2 Of 2.
LAUGH3.ZIP 128692 04-05-93 Collection Of Pc Practical Jokes #3.
LAWJOK.ZIP 7725 04-05-93 Jokes About You Know What. (Haven'T Read).
LAWS2LIV.ZIP 19996 04-05-93 Laws To Live By.
LAWYER.ZIP 6399 04-05-93 Dumb Lawyer Jokes!!!
| (Newest File Date: 08-03-91)
LAWYRJOK.ZIP 13375 04-05-93 Humor: More Lawyer Jokes.
LEPER.ZIP 1241 04-05-93 Collection Of Leper Jokes.
LOOKBUSY.ZIP 10696 04-05-93 Screen To Make You "Lookbusy" At Work
LOVEDO.ZIP 97347 04-05-93 Lovedos: The Computer Falls In Love With You.
LOVEDOS.ZIP 91807 04-05-93 Makes Your Pc Sweet
MADDLIBS.ZIP 18030 04-05-93 ░▒▓ Madd Libs ▓▒░ Absolutely Hilarious! You
| Gotta Get This Thing!
MADPRECO.ZIP 39252 04-05-93 A Program Based On An Article In Mad Magazine
| - Simulates A Press Conference With George
| Bush - Macroware Software.
MANLAUGH.ZIP 954 04-05-93 Jokes About Men From "Why Are Men Like
| Noodles?".
MCDONNEL.ZIP 2829 04-05-93 Humor: Mcdonnel-Douglas Owner Registration
|Form.
METRCTIM.ZIP 966 04-05-93 Funny Notice To Take To Work And Post On
| Board.
MILEAGE.ZIP 625 04-05-93 12% To 23% Increased Mileage - Find Out How.
MIND-RD.ZIP 27407 04-05-93 This Program Reads Your Mind (Wild) Try It.
MIRROR1.ZIP 2806 04-05-93 Cute Vga Letter Flip - Play A Joke On Friends
MJBASBAL.ZIP 14278 04-05-93 Ml Baseball Tile Set For Ver. 3.0 Or Lower.
MLAW.ZIP 5349 04-05-93 Murphy'S Law (And Many Others) Explained.
MOERRATA.ZIP 2405 04-05-93 Modem Errata Funny Take-Off Of Desiderata.
MOUSEFAX.ZIP 1125 04-05-93 Humorous Office Fax Concerning Mouse Ball.
MRPHYLAW.ZIP 18347 04-05-93 Murphy'S Famouslaw - Public Domain - Cute.
MSKJOKE.ZIP 2604 04-05-93 A Collection Of Question And Answer Type
| Jokes About Music And Musical Instruments
| (Newest File Date: 01-12-93)
MURFIE.ZIP 34461 04-05-93 Murphy'S Laws - View The Existing Ones, Or
| Add More Of Your Own!
MURPHY.ZIP 17952 04-05-93 Gives Murphy Phrases When You Type Command.
MURRAY.ZIP 3327 04-05-93 An Interesting, Humorous Little Collection Of
| Quotes From Some Guy Named Murray Smith.
| (Newest File Date: 08-11-92)
MWFUNNY1.ZIP 184951 04-05-93 Mws Humorware. Funny Programs, Some With
| Actual Applications. Includes Newest Of The
| Harley Houdini Magic Tricks. [1/2]. Last
| Revision Date In Archive: 08-10-1992.
| (Newest File Date: 08-10-92)
MWFUNNY2.ZIP 168368 04-05-93 Mws Humorware Collection 1. [2/2]. Last
| Revision Date In Archive: 08-15-1992.
| (Newest File Date: 08-15-92)
MYGAGS20.ZIP 55318 04-05-93 More Gag Jokes.
MYGAGS21.ZIP 55774 04-05-93 My-Gags V2.1: Set Of Small Gag Programs That
| Are Designed To Be Placed In The
| Autoexec.Bat File; Over ½ Of Them Are Tsrs,
| Including One That Creates "Line-Noise"
| Thru The Keyboard Buffer, One That Beeps
| Occasionally, And One That Keeps Changing
| You Capslock/Numlock/ Scrolllock.
MYSTIK2.ZIP 40246 04-05-93 Ask The Question, And Mystik Will Answer.
NERD.ZIP 24356 04-05-93 How To Keep A Nerd Amused For Hours
NEW-YEAR.ZIP 1112 04-05-93 A Humourous Look At Letting You Know You Had
| A Happy New Years If...
NFLREF10.ZIP 694 04-05-93 Top 10 Excuses Of Football Referees. (Humor).
NOJOKE.ZIP 1479 04-05-93 Know Pc'S? We Need Help Installing 4 Of Them
NO_RSPCT.ZIP 22343 04-05-93 Some Of Rodney Dangerfield'S Great
| One-Liner'S
NUT5-9.ZIP 78390 04-05-93 Humour Mag.
NUTAUG90.ZIP 48568 04-05-93 August '90 Nutworks - Humor From Usenet.
NW005.ZIP 11768 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 005.
NW006.ZIP 13941 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 006.
NW009.ZIP 12576 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 009.
NW010.ZIP 7564 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 010.
NW013.ZIP 11393 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 013.
NW014.ZIP 9182 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Journal #14.
NW016.ZIP 5997 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 016.
NW017.ZIP 10175 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 017.
NW022.ZIP 8562 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 022.
NW023.ZIP 11264 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 023.
NW026.ZIP 10010 04-05-93 Nutworks Humor Digest Issue 026.
ODORBOX.ZIP 5614 04-05-93 Make Your Computer Do A Cute Little Trick.
ON891.ZIP 6727 04-05-93 Simple Joke Program That Looks Like You Are
| Getting Into A Gov. Bbs.
| (Newest File Date: 01-14-93)
ONANISM.ZIP 3153 04-05-93 Text Of Rare Mark Twain Speech Discussing
| This Heinous Sin. Very Funny.
ONELINE.ZIP 16839 04-05-93 A Bunch Of Computer And Murphy Type Laws.
OOPSHIST.ZIP 5370 04-05-93 Funny Text File Of Student Bloopers.
OPCODES.ZIP 5694 04-05-93 List Of Unknown 8088/8086 Codes -- Funny!!
ORACLE.ZIP 101133 04-05-93 8 Ball Decision Maker (Digitized Voice)
OUR_FATH.ZIP 729 04-05-93 Microsoft & Ibm Versions Of The Prayer!!
OXYMORON.ZIP 7385 04-05-93 Big List Of Funny Oxymorons: Text File.
PANIC.ZIP 9557 04-05-93 Prank Progam Simulates A Hard Disk Meltdown.
PARADOXI.ZIP 746 04-05-93 Paradoxical Commandments Of Leadership.
PCCOMIC.ZIP 130087 04-05-93 Great Joke Generator. Has Over 500 One
| Liners. Simple To Use, Windows Like Menu
| System. No Curse Words.
| (Newest File Date: 11-26-92)
PCPRANKS.ZIP 62468 04-05-93 10 Pranks For An Unsuspecting Pc User
PC_VD.ZIP 15372 04-05-93 Humorous Phony Virus Scanning Which 'Finds'
| Viruses With Political Statements. This Is
| A Windows Program. (Yes, I Have Scanned It
| For Viruses!).
| (Newest File Date: 11-19-92)
PDOS.ZIP 65794 04-05-93 Pseudodos V1.0 Fake Dos Trick Your Friends.
PIGLATIN.ZIP 6440 04-05-93 Piglatin V1.0 Translates Text Files To Pig
| Latin.
| (Newest File Date: 02-03-93)
PLUTOT.ZIP 8485 04-05-93 A Starhop To Pluto With Binoculars-Ascii.
PMSCALC.ZIP 8173 04-05-93 This Is The Art Of The Fart Utility... A Must
| For Anyone Witha Bad Flatulence Problem. Or
| That Knows Someone With One....
| (Newest File Date: 08-01-92)
POETRY.ZIP 27636 04-05-93 Makes Randomized Silly Poetry.
POL-CORR.ZIP 1158 04-05-93 The Official Politically Correct (Tm)
| Dictionary. The Perfect Guide To Those Of You
| Who Are "Temporarily Metabolically Abled"
| (Alive) And Are "Temporarily Visually Abled"
| (Not Blind). You To Can Be Politically
| Correct!! (Rude, Arrogant And Facist).
POLLAW.ZIP 12778 04-05-93 Lowdown On Politicians And Lawyers:
| 75 Quotes, Quips, Sayings And Jokes About
| Politicians And Lawyers. Authors, Dates And
| Sources Are Given When Known. Material Is
| Divided Into Sections Such As Positive (Not
| Much In This One), Negative, Advice And
| Jokes. Unzip Pollaw.Zip To Expand; Then Type
| Pl And Press <enter> For Easy Reading.
| (Newest File Date: 09-10-92)
PRANKS.ZIP 60083 04-05-93 Some Tsr Pranks - Lost Of Fun.
PUR500.ZIP 20405 04-05-93 500 Question Purity Test. Great For Parties.
PURE500.ZIP 19729 04-05-93 A 500 Question Purity Test. Really Fun.
PYTHON9.ZIP 47314 04-05-93 Humorous Monty Python Scripts.
PYTHONTX.ZIP 255765 04-05-93 92 Mmonty Python Skit Scripts In Text File
| Format. Includes Complete Holy Grail, Spam,
| Etc.
| (Newest File Date: 09-26-91)
QUAYLE.ZIP 10562 04-05-93 Dan Quayle Quotes That Will Live Forever
| (Newest File Date: 08-13-92)
QUAYLEQ.ZIP 4133 04-05-93 A List Of Dan Quayle Quotes.
| (Newest File Date: 08-13-92)
RAH0293.ZIP 16896 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - February 1993
| Monthly Electronic Humor Magazine For The
| Online Community. Ascii Text. Free For
| (Newest File Date: 02-01-93)
RAH0293R.ZIP 30784 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - February 1993
| Monthly Electronic Humor Magazine For The
| Online Community. Readroom.Toc Format.
| (Newest File Date: 02-01-93)
RAH0393.ZIP 18867 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - March 1993
| Monthly Electronic Humor Magazine By And For
| The Online Community. Ascii Text.
| Free For Non-Commercial Purposes. Contents:
| Case Of The Call-Back Terrifier; Buccaneer
| Board Raided; Breaking Divine Wind; Science
| Fiction: Techno-Geeks; Daffynitions (A-B);
| Taglines Seen Around The Nets; Lettuce To The
| (Newest File Date: 03-01-93)
RAH0992.ZIP 11039 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - Sept. 1992 (Premiere).
| (Newest File Date: 09-01-92)
RAH1092.ZIP 12763 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - Oct. 1992.
| (Newest File Date: 10-01-92)
RAH1192.ZIP 12101 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - Nov. 1992.
| (Newest File Date: 11-01-92)
RAH1292.ZIP 10629 04-05-93 Random Access Humor - Dec. 1992.
| (Newest File Date: 12-01-92)
RAHREV01.ZIP 69168 04-05-93 Random Access Humor Magazine.
| (Newest File Date: 01-03-93)
RATEGIRL.ZIP 5748 04-05-93 Rate Your Girlfriend.
REDNECK.ZIP 1520 04-05-93 You Know You'Re A Redneck When ....
RHINO.ZIP 61523 04-05-93 If You'Re Looking For Some Fun And Irreverent
| Silliness, Then Welcome To Uncle Rhino'S
| Shorts 1.02. 17 Stories And "Poems"
| Intended To Provide The Reader With
| Entertainment And An Occasional Grin. A Few
| Works Are Serious; One Is Even Hauntingly
| Angry. It'S A Selfrunning Ascii Text-Based
| Program. Shareware ($5.50) From Rabid Rhino
| Publishing.
RODNYPOP.ZIP 22387 04-05-93 A Combination Of The 'Popajoke' Program And
| The King Of Derogatory One-Liners...Rodney
| Dangerfield! Respect Not Included.
| (Newest File Date: 01-17-93)
RODQUOTS.ZIP 4111 04-05-93 Good One Liner Jokes From Rodney Dangerfield!
RPNCALC.ZIP 3727 04-05-93 Memory Resident Reverse Polish Calculator
RSRCHPAP.ZIP 2157 04-05-93 Humor: Research Paper Interpretation.
RUSJOKES.ZIP 119423 04-05-93 1001 Russian Jokes In Cyrillic...From St.
| Petersburg.
RUSS_FUN.ZIP 80693 04-05-93 More Funny Texts In Russian With Driver.
| (Newest File Date: 10-31-91)
SAFE-FAX.ZIP 1979 04-05-93 "Important Rules For Safe Fax," New And
| Improved Version Of Faxhumor
SAGE32.ZIP 136470 04-05-93 Sage 3.2 Manage And Select From An Editable
| Digest Of Quotes, Jokes, Fortunes, Etc.
| Includes A Sample With Over 2,000 Items.
| Flexible. Professionally Written. [1/1] Great
| For Bbs Sysops, As Well As Normal Users. This
| Version Created 3-Jan-92. Code Available.
SATMP.ZIP 2732 04-05-93 Situation Adaptiblity Test For Management
| Personnel Test Yourself To See If You Are Top
| Management Candidate (Humor).
SAYING.ZIP 4181 04-05-93 If You Have A Sense Of Humor, Get This!!!
| Written By John Paul Jones Of The Riot
| House Bbs (603) 357-8915
SAYTIME.ZIP 53438 04-05-93 Your Computer Will Tell You The Time.
SCOTJOK2.ZIP 47355 04-05-93 Scotty Baby'S Greatest Joke Collection G To
|X.
SCRPOOF.ZIP 8920 04-05-93 Screen Poof - Funny Gag To Play On Someone'S
| Screen.
SEXHARAS.ZIP 1195 04-05-93 =>don'T Get Caught With Your Pants Down!
| ==>use This Sexual Harrasment Consent Form.
SHAKEIT.ZIP 9845 04-05-93 Nice Gag To Shake The Screen With Every Keypr
SHOCKED.ZIP 6452 04-05-93 Humorous Computer Joke...Graphical.
SIY2.ZIP 167739 04-05-93 Survey It Yourself - Mostly Very Funny!
SLIKWILI.ZIP 93386 04-05-93 Humorous Solicitation For Donations To Erect
| A Statue To President-Elect Clinton.
SNOOP10.ZIP 39769 04-05-93 Snoop 1.0: Get Even With Nosy Coworkers!
| Don'T You Hate When Nosy Snoops Steal A
| Peek At Your Monitor To See What You'Re
| Doing? Now You Can Give Them A Reason To
| Gawk. Requires Dos 3.1 Or Higher And
| Cga/Ega/Vga. Shareware ($10) From Lorancom
| Productions.
STUFF.ZIP 90677 04-05-93 A Bunch Of Games And Jokes In 1 File!!!!!!
TAO_PROG.ZIP 9894 04-05-93 Funny Text File On Programming.
TASTLESS.ZIP 3744 04-05-93 Tastless Jokes Including Some About Iraq!!!
TCWF01.ZIP 11648 04-05-93 Toxic Custard Workshop #'S 1-5 (Humor).
TCWF02.ZIP 14713 04-05-93 Toxic Custard Workshop #'S 6-10 (Humor).
TECHNLGY.ZIP 11049 04-05-93 Humorous Comparison Of Pc And A
|Toilet!!!!Ega.
TEXTDEMO.ZIP 379132 04-05-93 A Bunch Of Very Nice Text Demos, Very Funny!
THEBOSS.ZIP 8560 04-05-93 A Collection Of Spreadsheets To Pop-Up On
| Your Screen To Fake Out The Boss.
THEGAG.ZIP 1891 04-05-93 Cute Gag For A Friend -- Needs Basic
THEPLAN.ZIP 712 04-05-93 Joke .Doc File Of How A Plan Evolves - Funny!
TIRED.ZIP 4874 04-05-93 Small Tsr Joke. Talks To You!
TLJOKES.ZIP 1559 04-05-93 A Collection Of Tasteless Jokes. Celebrities
| Food, Serial Killers, Aids, Etc.
TODAYWIT.ZIP 16272 04-05-93 Sysop File Of Humorous Quotes.
TOP10.ZIP 87375 04-05-93 Late Night With David Letterman Top 10 List
| Standard Ascii File. Fun To Read.
TOP10LST.ZIP 87372 04-05-93 The David Letterman Top Ten Lists For About
| Fifty Weeks.. Good Reading.
TOPT001.ZIP 2837 04-05-93 A David Letterman Top Ten List!
TOPT002.ZIP 3025 04-05-93 Yet Another Great David Letterman Top Ten!
TOPT003.ZIP 2877 04-05-93 Another In A Collection Of David Letterman
| Top Tens.
TOPT004.ZIP 2630 04-05-93 Letterman Top Ten List.
TOPT005.ZIP 2994 04-05-93 Yet Another Lettterman Top Ten List!
TOPT006.ZIP 2909 04-05-93 Letterman Top Ten List Collection.
TOPT007.ZIP 3312 04-05-93 Another Letterman Top Ten List.
TOPT008.ZIP 3130 04-05-93 Yet Another Top Ten From The Funniest Man
| Alive.
TOPT009.ZIP 3297 04-05-93 Another Top Ten List Of Lettermans.
TOPT010.ZIP 3118 04-05-93 David Letterman Top Ten List.
TOPTENS.ZIP 138504 04-05-93 David Letterman'S Top Tens.
TOUGHQ.ZIP 2246 04-05-93 Answers To The Toughest Questions Women Ask
| Of Men - Humoruos Article. It Wouldn'T Be
| Funny If It Weren'T True!
| (Newest File Date: 02-03-93)
USELESS7.ZIP 6222 04-05-93 The Patricksoftware Useless Driver And Disk
| Waster V7.0 Is A Neat Little Program To Add
| To Your Autoexec.Bat File. It Will Make
| Your Computer Look More Distinguished While
| Adding Humor At The Same Time! This
| Program Is College-Ware (Send Me $1 To Help
| Pay For My College, And I'Ll Add Your Name
| To The Program!) It'S Cheap, Easy, And
| You Get A Better Program And Free Updates!
| Besides...It'S Only $1!!! Please?!
| (Newest File Date: 09-23-92)
UW1.ZIP 12764 04-05-93 Mac, Next, C-Prompt Joke Backgrounds.
VIRSIM.ZIP 27154 04-05-93 Virus Simultaion Program. Will Simulate
| Viruses On Floppy And Or In Memory. From Ibm
| Bbs. Use With Caution !!
WARJOKES.ZIP 26619 04-05-93 Jokes On The Persian Gulf War.
WARNINGS.ZIP 2222 04-05-93 Products Descriptions According To The Laws
| Of Physics.
| (Newest File Date: 03-09-93)
WELFARE.ZIP 1250 04-05-93 Funny Stuff.
WEREMEN.ZIP 1228 04-05-93 Satire Look At Women Vs. Men
| (Newest File Date: 01-05-93)
WHOON1ST.ZIP 2293 04-05-93 Who'S On First Script.
WHOS-ON.ZIP 2449 04-05-93 Abbot And Costello Skit.
WILD10.ZIP 14664 04-05-93 Wild Dos, Play A Funny Trick On Your
| 'Friends'.
WORK100.ZIP 2973 04-05-93 100 Excuses For Leaving Work Early..
WRDJCONT.ZIP 4378 04-05-93 Information On Amateur Comedy Writer Contest.
YOUWIN.ZIP 2337 04-05-93 This Is A Conversation Between A Bbs User And
| A Sysop About Becoming A Sysop. Kind Of
| Funny, And Definatly Bulletin Material.
| (Newest File Date: 01-22-90)
YOW.ZIP 23106 04-05-93 Produces Random Sayings Of Zippy The Pinhead.
|Last Revision Date In Archive: 09-13-1986.
ZERRO10.ZIP 8353 04-05-93 Humor: Bit By Bit & Piece By Piece Or Somethi
ZERRO11.ZIP 8090 04-05-93 Some Type Of Humor - For Everyone!
ZERRO12.ZIP 5337 04-05-93 Another Humor Thing From Zerro
ZERRO13.ZIP 29128 04-05-93 Humor: The 1 & Only Wonderment University Cat
ZERRO14.ZIP 3542 04-05-93 Humor - All Zerro Files Are Designed That Way
ZERRO15.ZIP 8883 04-05-93 Humor - There Are 50 Zerro Files At Least!
ZERRO16.ZIP 9594 04-05-93 Humor? Some Say They Stink.
ZERRO17.ZIP 10667 04-05-93 Humor - Keeps The Doctor Away & It'S Cheaper
ZERRO18.ZIP 9947 04-05-93 Humor - You Kidding Me! Nope.. Well, Maybe ?
ZERRO19.ZIP 8110 04-05-93 Humor-Yep, That Is What It Is Supposed To Be
ZERRO20.ZIP 17493 04-05-93 Humor: Zerro - A Service Of Smile America
ZERRO21.ZIP 12958 04-05-93 Humor Defoliated
ZERRO22.ZIP 18302 04-05-93 Humor For The Family
ZERRO23.ZIP 18842 04-05-93 Humor: Funny, There Just Seems To Be No End
ZERRO24.ZIP 20014 04-05-93 Humor: When Does This End. It Doesn'T!
ZERRO25.ZIP 9852 04-05-93 Humor - By Some Character Who Doesn'T Seem To
ZERRO5.ZIP 10137 04-05-93 Humor Detonated, But No One Seems To Care!
ZERRO6.ZIP 10340 04-05-93 Humor Denied, Although It May Be Funny
ZERRO7.ZIP 8842 04-05-93 Humor - Again? Well, Maybe And Then Maybe Not
ZERRO8.ZIP 8559 04-05-93 Humor - Fortified, And It'S Still Very Weak
ZERRO9.ZIP 7325 04-05-93 Humor Designed To Be Funny